Population | 2.931 billion |
Currency | euro |
Animal | lion |
The Kingdom of Doesburg NLD is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.931 billion Doesburg NLDians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Doesburg NLDian economy, worth 355 trillion euros a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,337 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, the government seizes all major gold finds, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doesburg NLD's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Doesburg NLD is ranked 47,093rd in the world and 411th in Aerospace for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,121.41 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Doesburg NLD, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.
- : Following new legislation in Doesburg NLD, the government seizes all major gold finds.
- : Doesburg NLD was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Doesburg NLD, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
- : Following new legislation in Doesburg NLD, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
- : Following new legislation in Doesburg NLD, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
- : Doesburg NLD was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Doesburg NLD, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
- : Following new legislation in Doesburg NLD, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy.
- : Following new legislation in Doesburg NLD, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader.